The Aloha Hash House Harriers

welcome you to hashing in Paradise!

The Basics of Hashing on Oahu:   The Aloha Hash House Harriers run year-round every Saturday afternoon. We usually meet at 3 PM, but it can vary according to the whim of the hares. Bring a whistle, rainbow, drinking vessel, and a $5 bill (adults) or a $3 bill (ages 2 thru 20). On the first Saturday of every month we strive to have a strollerable (is that a word?) family trail in addition to our regular trail. There may also be family trails on other Saturdays at the discretion of the hare(s). Before bringing your keiki or your dog, though, be sure to check with the hares regarding the terrain. Hashers also meet to celebrate Pau Hana every Wednesday and Friday evening. There is also the Burnt Rubber (motorcycle) hash with motorcycle rides quarterly. Don't forget the Hawaii Full Moon (guess when they meet) Hash House Harriers, too! There's also the Honolulu Hawaii H3 which meets every Tuesday evening. And the Oahu Pick Up H3, which meets on the first Thursday evening of every month for a pick up hash (hare determined by lottery). And also the Kukini Nui H3, which meets on the third Thursday evening of every month for a pick up hash. The Life's A Beach (It's Awesome) H3 meets some Sunday afternoons. Oahu's newest kennel, the Harriettes of Oahu H3, is a women's hash that meets once a month. If you're planning a trip to the Big Island, check out the Kona Coast Hash House Harriers website. If you're planning a trip to Maui, email for information on hashing events there. The meeting place and time of most Oahu (Honolulu County) hash events can also be obtained by phoning 948-HASH. If you have any updates for this page, please email or phone her at 351-5634.

CURRENT EVENTS:

The Next Honolulu H4 Run!

On Tuesday, 9 March, join the Honolulu Hawaii Hash House Harriers at 5:30 PM at Pukele Mini Park in Kaimuki. Hares Sheer Thing and Octopussy will be haring a no-religion hash in honor of POM. The H5 is a manuwahi (no cost) event so, along with your favorite beverages, please remember to bring some snacks to share.

Pukele Mini Park can be found at the end of Pukele Avenue. If you have any questions check their website or call Hard On On at 988-6118. 

Hump Night!

On Wednesday, 10 March (and every Wednesday thereafter), the Pau Hana Hui (After Work Social) will celebrate Hump Night starting around 7 PM at the Big Aloha Brewery inside Sam Choy's Restaurant at 580 N. Nimitz Highway. Join us for $3.50 Sam Choy beers (great local microbrew beer), broke da mout' pupus, and even a complete dinner if you're really hungry ('cause da portions stay beeg)! Complimentary (the valets say nice things about your ride or your clothes) valet parking, or if you're too cheap to tip then find other parking nearby. No trail...just brews (and other beverages), great food, and all your favorite wankers to talk story with.

If you have any questions about this event please email or call him at 397-0588. Or email or call her at 429-7924 or .

Pau Hana Hui!

On Friday, 12 March, join the Pau Hana Hui (After Work Social) starting at ? PM at some place yet to be determined by our Pau Hana Hui King and/or Queens. No trail...just beverages, pupus, music, and all your favorite wankers to talk story and have fun with.

If you have any questions or want to suggest future Pau Hana Hui venues, please email or call him at 397-0588. Or email or call her at 429-7924 or email .

The St. Paddy's Hash!

Join the Aloha Hash House Harriers on Saturday, 13 March, perhaps at 3 PM at some place in Makakilo. Hares Hairy Bagpipes, Early Withdrawal, Electro Lips will be providing a trail suitable for leprechauns. Please also remember to bring your whistle, rainbow, drinking vessel, and $10 bill (if you're 21 or over) or $8 bill (if you're 2 thru 20). On afters will be at the on home.

If you have any questions email or call him at 625-7685.

The LAB(IA) Hash!

On Sunday, ? March, join the Life's A Beach (It's Awesome) Hash House Harriers probably at 2 PM at some place yet to be determined. As always bring running shoes, hash cash ($1), your favorite beer (or other beverage), grillables (or a potluck dish to share), beach attire (swim suits), surfboards, boogie boards, footballs, volleyballs, Frisbees, ukuleles, guitars, radios, sunscreen, and aloha attitude!

If you have any questions please email or call him at 372-2118.

Burnt Rubber Hash!

On Sunday, ? March, join the Burnt Rubber Hash House Harriers at ? AM at some place yet to be determined. Bring your own ride or arrange to ride bitch on someone else's.

If you have any questions email or call him at 256-7666.

The Kukini Nui Hash!

Join the Kukini Nui Hash House Harriers on Thursday, 18 March, at 5:30 PM at some place yet to be determined. The starting hare will be chosen using the jan ken po method. The pack will follow shortly after the hare departs. Kukini nui translates to "big runner". It is a no frills, no cost, BYOB and favorite pupus (and maybe a flashlight), back-to-basics, come for run and fun, pick up hash event.

If you need more information take a look at the Kukini Nui H3 web page or email or phone him at 371-4274.

The Harriettes of Oahu Hash!

On Monday, 22 March, join the Harriettes of Oahu Hash House Harriers at ? PM at the Honolulu Yacht Club. The HOs is a women's hash, but wankers will be welcome this time as long as accompanied by a HO. There is no cost for HO hashes. Just BYOB and some pupus to share. Please remember to wear your pink!

If you have any questions please call Over Easy at 737-9090.

The Full Moon Hash!

Join the Hawaii Full Moon Hash House Harriers on Monday, 29 March, at 7 PM at some place yet to be determined. Your hare will be providing the usual dead hare trail and trail sweep. Full Moon trails are usually short in order to allow ample time for the entertaining circle to follow. Please remember to bring a flashlight for the trail, your own beverages and snacks for the on home, and a joke or a song for the circle.

If you have any questions e-mail or call him at 277-6794.

The Oahu Pick Up Hash!

Join the Oahu Pick Up Hash House Harriers on Thursday, 1 April, at 5:30 PM at some place yet to be announced. The starting hare will be chosen using the traditional Jan Ken Po method and the pack will depart shortly thereafter. There's no run fee, so bring your own beverages and snacks for the on home.

If you have any questions take a look at the Oahu Pick Up H3 web page or call Knocked Up at 782-5504.

View the Aloha H3 Calendar to see who's haring what upcoming Aloha H3 run and what dates are still open to sign up to hare! You can also find out when the next Hawaii Full Moon H3 runs will be, and more. If you want to sign up to hare (or if you have already signed up to hare) then proceed to the Trail How-to page.

In addition to our regularly-scheduled weekly events, we have a few special hashes and other things planned:

When visiting Oahu the Aloha Hash House Harriers recommend that you stay at the hasher-friendly Royal Grove Hotel in Waikiki. This hotel has been thoroughly tested and approved by the Iguana H3.

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