The Aloha Hash House Harriers

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The Basics of Hashing on Oahu:   The Aloha Hash House Harriers run year-round every Saturday afternoon. We usually meet at 3 PM, but it can vary according to the whim of the hares. Bring a whistle, rainbow, drinking vessel, and a $5 bill (adults) or a $3 bill (ages 2 thru 20). On the first Saturday of every month we strive to have a strollerable (is that a word?) family trail in addition to our regular trail. There may also be family trails on other Saturdays at the discretion of the hare(s). Before bringing your keiki or your dog, though, be sure to check with the hares regarding the terrain. Hashers also meet to celebrate Pau Hana every Wednesday and Friday evening. There is also the Burnt Rubber (motorcycle) hash with motorcycle rides quarterly. Don't forget the Hawaii Full Moon (guess when they meet) Hash House Harriers, too! There's also the Honolulu Hawaii H3 which meets every Tuesday evening. And the Oahu Pick Up H3, which meets on the first Thursday evening of every month for a pick up hash (hare determined by lottery). And also the Kukini Nui H3, which meets on the third Thursday evening of every month for a pick up hash. The Life's A Beach (It's Awesome) H3 meets some Sunday afternoons. Oahu's newest kennel, the Harriettes of Oahu H3, is a women's hash that meets once a month. If you're planning a trip to the Big Island, check out the Kona Coast Hash House Harriers website. The meeting place and time of most Oahu (Honolulu County) hash events can also be obtained by phoning 948-HASH. If you have any updates for this page, please email or phone her at 351-5634.

CURRENT EVENTS:

The Next Honolulu H4 Run!

On Tuesday, 31 August, join the Honolulu Hawaii Hash House Harriers at 5:15 PM at Kuliouou Neighborhood Park near Hawaii Kai. Join Bad Habit, Mongoose and Crazy Whorez as they lead you on an endless summer hash. The H5 is a manuwahi (no cost) event so, along with your favorite beverages, please remember to bring some snacks to share.

Kuliouou Neighborhood Park can be found at 501 Kuliouou Road. If you have any questions check their website or call Jiggy Jiggy at 375-8297 or Hard On On at 988-6118.

Hump Night!

On Wednesday, 25 August (and every Wednesday thereafter), the Pau Hana Hui (After Work Social) will celebrate Hump Night starting around 7 PM at the Big Aloha Brewery inside Sam Choy's Restaurant at 580 N. Nimitz Highway. Join us for $3.50 Sam Choy beers (great local microbrew beer), broke da mout' pupus, and even a complete dinner if you're really hungry ('cause da portions stay beeg)! Complimentary (the valets say nice things about your ride or your clothes) valet parking, or if you're too cheap to tip then find other parking nearby. No trail...just brews (and other beverages), great food, and all your favorite wankers to talk story with.

If you have any questions about this event please email or call him at 397-0588. Or email or call her at 429-7924 or email .

The Oahu Pick Up Hash!

Join the Oahu Pick Up Hash House Harriers on Thursday, 2 September, at 5:45 PM at Moanalua Community Park near Tripler Army Medical Center. The starting hare will be chosen using the traditional Jan Ken Po method and the pack will depart shortly thereafter. There's no run fee, so bring your own beverages and snacks for the on home.

Moanalua Community Park can be found on Moanalua Park Road under Jarrett White Road. To get there from downtown Honolulu, take the H-1 Freeway Westbound to the H-201 Freeway. Take the Puuloa Rd/Tripler Hospital/Airport exit, staying to your right. At the traffic light at the top of the exit, turn right onto Jarrett White Road heading towards Tripler Hospital. Get into the leftmost lane and turn left at the second light onto Mahiole Street. Continue downhill and make the first left onto Moanalua Park Road. Look for parking underneath Jarrett White Road and then look for the hashers gathered there. If you have any questions take a look at the Oahu Pick Up H3 web page or call Knocked Up at 782-5504.

Pau Hana Hui!

On Friday, 3 September, join the Pau Hana Hui (After Work Social) starting at 7 PM at The Varsity Grill & Bar near University of Hawaii. Yes, this week we will be returning (for the last time during Lock Stock's and Wood I In The Morning's reign) to The Varsity for first Friday with Oahu's best happy hour. Happy hour begins at 5 PM and goes all night with $2 everything. That's right... $2 draft beer, $2 pupus, $2 mixers. The Varsity also offers a wide variety of entertainment to include several wide screen TVs, pool tables, shuffleboard and darts. So come out, drink more and pay less! No trail...just beverages, pupus, music, entertainment, and all your favorite wankers to talk story and have fun with.

The Varsity can be found at 1015 University Avenue. To get there from downtown Honolulu, take the H-1 freeway East to the Bingham Street exit (Exit 24A). Continue for 1/2 mile to Coyne Street. Turn left and The Varsity is right across University Avenue. Parking is to the left of The Varsity or behind it. Varsity does validate. If you have any questions, or if you want to suggest future Pau Hana Hui venues, email or call him at 397-0588. Or email or call her at 429-7924.

The Give Me A Break Hash!

Join the Aloha Hash House Harriers on Saturday, 4 September, at 3 PM at Mai Tai Bar in Ala Moana Center. Hares Major Private Tickler, Two Juggs, Gonna Probably Spew and Parentus Interruptus will be providing an A-to-B trail with turkey and eagle options. There will be two self beer checks on the trail for both eagles and turkeys. This will be Major Private Tickler's last trail with the Aloha H3, so all are invited to come out and give him a big farewell. The trail will be short but drunk. While the hares have worked on drink specials for the pack at the two stops, everyone is invited to bring Ca$h to pay for incidentals. Please also remember to bring your whistle, rainbow, drinking vessel, and $5 bill (if you're 21 or over) or $3 bill (if you're 2 thru 20). On afters (aka "on on on") will be at some place yet to be determined by the hares.

Mai Tai Bar can be found in the 3rd floor food court in Ala Moana Center at 1450 Ala Moana Boulevard. to get there from downtown Honolulu take Ala Moana Boulevard toward Waikiki. Turn left onto Piikoi Street and then right up the ramp into Ala Moana Center. Park and look for a Directory to guide you to Mai Tai Bar. If you have any questions, email or call him at 372-2118.

The Harriettes of Oahu Hash!

On Wednesday, 8 September, join the Harriettes of Oahu Hash House Harriers at 5:30 PM at Kapiolani Park between Waikiki and Diamond Head. This event is in conjunction with a going away party for Bad Habit. After our trail and circle we will proceed to the Elk's club for an on-on-on and give Bad Habit a proper Ho's sendoff. For those that wish to contribute to a group going away gift for Bad Habit, Liquor Up is picking up much-needed rain jacket for her as she heads into the monsoon season in Vietnam. The HOs is a women's hash, but Wankers are allowed to join us in this event. Bring your own beverages for circle and light snacks to share, but also bring cash for inside the club as we are not allowed to bring in outside food or beverages. Please also remember to wear pink!

We will be meeting at the fountain across from 2933 Kalakaua Avenue. To get there from downtown Honolulu take Ala Moana Boulevard toward Waikiki for almost 3 miles. Bear right onto Kalakaua Avenue and continue for almost 2 miles. Have fun finding parking and look for the hashers gathered at the fountain. If you have any questions please call Liquor Up at (763) 607-7662.

The LAB(IA) Hash!

On Sunday, ? September, join the Life's A Beach (It's Awesome) Hash House Harriers at ? PM at some place yet to be determined by the Tyrant. The hare(s) will be setting the usual rigorous 30-minute trail. As always, bring running shoes, hash cash ($1), your favorite beer (or other beverage), grillables (or a potluck dish to share), beach attire (swim suits/board shorts), surfboards, boogie boards, footballs, volleyballs, Frisbees, ukuleles, guitars, radios, sunscreen, and aloha attitude!

If you have any questions please email or call him at 372-2118.

Burnt Rubber Mash!

On Sunday, ? September, join the Burnt Rubber Hash House Harriers at ? AM at some place yet to be determined for a mash (motorcycle hash). Come early and have some breakfast, or just arrive at the designated time and be ready to ride. Bring your own ride or arrange to ride bitch on someone else's. Find out how it works at the Mash Chalk Talk page.

If you have any questions call Thighmaster at 351-5634 or 674-9179.

The Kukini Nui Hash!

Join the Kukini Nui Hash House Harriers on Thursday, 16 September, at 5:45 PM at some place yet to be determined. The starting hare will be chosen using the jan ken po method. The pack will follow shortly after the hare departs. Kukini nui translates to "big runner". It is a no frills, no cost, BYOB and favorite pupus (and maybe a flashlight), back-to-basics, come for run and fun, pick up hash event.

If you need more information take a look at the Kukini Nui H3 web page or email or phone him at 371-4274.

The Full Moon Hash!

Join the Hawaii Full Moon Hash House Harriers on Thursday, 23 September, at 7 PM at Kailua Beach Park. Your hare, Parentis Interruptus, will be providing the usual dead hare trail and trail sweep. Full Moon trails are usually short in order to allow ample time for the entertaining circle to follow. Please remember to bring a flashlight for the trail, your own beverages and snacks for the on home, and a joke or a song for the circle.

If you have any questions e-mail or call him at 277-6794.

View the Aloha H3 Calendar to see who's haring what upcoming Aloha H3 run and what dates are still open to sign up to hare! You can also find out when the next Hawaii Full Moon H3 runs will be, and more. If you want to sign up to hare (or if you have already signed up to hare) then proceed to the Trail How-to page.

In addition to our regularly-scheduled weekly events, we have a few special hashes and other things planned:

When visiting Oahu the Aloha Hash House Harriers recommend that you stay at the hasher-friendly Royal Grove Hotel in Waikiki. This hotel has been thoroughly tested and approved by the Iguana H3.

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