The Aloha Hash House Harriers

welcome you to hashing in Paradise!

The Basics of Hashing on Oahu:   The Aloha Hash House Harriers run year-round every Saturday afternoon. We usually meet at 3 PM, but it can vary according to the whim of the hares. Bring a whistle, rainbow, drinking vessel, and a $5 bill (adults) or a $3 bill (ages 2 thru 20). On the first Saturday of every month we strive to have a strollerable (is that a word?) family trail in addition to our regular trail. There may also be family trails on other Saturdays at the discretion of the hare(s). Before bringing your keiki or your dog, though, be sure to check with the hares regarding the terrain. Hashers also meet to celebrate Pau Hana every Wednesday and Friday evening. There is also the Burnt Rubber (motorcycle) hash with motorcycle rides quarterly. Don't forget the Hawaii Full Moon (guess when they meet) Hash House Harriers, too! There's also the Honolulu Hawaii H3 which meets every Tuesday evening -- see their website. And the Oahu Pick Up H3, which meets on the first Thursday evening of every month for a pick up hash (hare determined by lottery). And also the Kukini Nui H3, which meets on the third Thursday evening of every month for a pick up hash. The Life's A Beach (It's Awesome) H3 meets some Sunday afternoons. And the Kukini Nui H3, Oahu's newest kennel, meets on the third Thursday evening of every month. If you're planning a trip to Maui, check out the Maui Hash House Harriers website. If you're planning a trip to the Big Island, check out the Kona Coast Hash House Harriers website. The meeting place and time of most Oahu hash events can also be obtained by phoning 948-HASH. If you have any updates for this page, please e-mail or phone her at 674-9179.

CURRENT EVENTS:

The Honolulu Hash!

On Tuesday, 13 May (and every Tuesday thereafter), join the Honolulu Hawaii Hash House Harriers for their late afternoon adventure. If you need a mid-week hashing fix, click here to go to their web site. 

Hump Night!

On Wednesday, 14 May (and every Wednesday thereafter), the Pau Hana Hui (After Work Social) will celebrate Hump Night at the Big Aloha Brewery inside Sam Choy's Breakfast, Lunch & Crab at 580 N. Nimitz Highway starting around 7 PM. Join us for $3.50 Sam Choy beers (great local microbrew beer), broke da mout' pupus, and even a complete dinner if you're really hungry. Complimentary (the valets say nice things about your ride or your clothes) valet parking, or if you're too cheap to tip then find other parking nearby. No trail . . . just brews (and other beverages), great food, and all your favorite wankers to talk story with.  If you have any questions about this event you can email or phone him at 375-8250.

The Kukini Nui Hash!

Join the Kukini Nui Hash House Harriers on Thursday, 15 May, at 5:30 PM at some place yet to be determined by da Kahuna Nui. The starting hare will be chosen at 5:45 and the pack will be off shortly thereafter. Kukini nui translates to "big runner". It is a no frills, no cost, BYOB and favorite pupus, back-to-basics, come for run and fun, pick up hash event. Aloha spirit required. Aloha attire optional. You kukini nui? Then come holoholo with us.

If you have any questions e-mail Knocked Up or phone him at 782-5504. Or e-mail Men's Open Mouth or phone him at 371-4274.

Pau Hana Hui!

On Friday, 16 May, join the Pau Hana Hui (After Work Social) starting at ? PM at some place yet to be determined by our Pau Hana Hui King. No trail...just your favorite beverages, pupus, music, and all your favorite wankers to talk story and have fun with. If you have any questions or want to suggest future Pau Hana Hui venues, please email or phone him at 375-8250.

The Crazy Early Aloha Hash!

Join the Aloha Hash House Harriers on Saturday, 17 May, at 1 PM at some place in the Kalihi Valley/Likelike Valley vicinity yet to be determined by hares Liquor Up, Fartacus, and Occupied. This trail will probably not be appropriate for dogs or keikis. The hares promise there will be some ropes on trail to help you climb and so they recommend bringing gloves for that. Please also remember to bring your whistle, rainbow, drinking vessel, and $5 bill (if you're 21 or over) or $3 bill (if you're 2 thru 20). On afters (aka "on on on") will be at some place yet to be determined by the hares.

If you have any questions e-mail Liquor Up or phone her at (763) 607-7662.

LAB(IA) Hash!

On Sunday, ? May, join the Life's A Beach (It's Awesome) Hash House Harriers starting at ? PM at someplace yet to be determined. The hare will be off sometime later to provide the usual rigorous 30-minute trail. Bring running shoes, $1 for hash cash, your favorite beer, grillables (or a dish to share), beach attire, surfboards, boogie boards, footballs, Frisbees, ukuleles, guitars, radios, and sunscreen!

If you have any questions e-mail or call him at 384-0645.

Burnt Rubber Hash!

On Sunday, ? May, join the Burnt Rubber Hash House Harriers at some place yet to be determined. Bring your own ride or arrange to ride bitch on someone else's.

If you have any questions e-mail or call him at 256-7666.

View the Aloha H3 Calendar to see who's haring what upcoming Aloha H3 run and what dates are still open to sign up to hare! You can also find out when the next Hawaii Full Moon H3 runs will be, and more. If you want to sign up to hare (or if you have already signed up to hare) then proceed to the Trail How-to page.

In addition to our regularly-scheduled weekly events, we have a few special hashes and other things planned:

When visiting Oahu the Aloha Hash House Harriers recommend that you stay at the hasher-friendly Royal Grove Hotel in Waikiki. This hotel has been thoroughly tested and approved by the Iguana H3.