The Aloha Hash House Harriers

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The Basics of Hashing on Oahu:   The Aloha Hash House Harriers run year-round every Saturday afternoon. We usually meet at 3 PM, but it can vary according to the whim of the hares. Bring a whistle, rainbow, drinking vessel, and a $7 bill (adults) or a $5 bill (ages 10 thru 20). On the first Saturday of every month we strive to have a strollerable (is that a word?) family trail in addition to our regular trail. There may also be family trails on other Saturdays at the discretion of the hare(s). Before bringing your keiki or your dog, though, be sure to check with the hares regarding the terrain. Hashers also meet to celebrate Pau Hana every Wednesday and Friday evening. There is also the Burnt Rubber (motorcycle) hash with motorcycle rides quarterly. Don't forget the Hawaii Full Moon (guess when they meet) Hash House Harriers, too! There's also the Honolulu Hawaii H3 which meets every Tuesday evening. And the Oahu Pick Up H3, which meets on the first Thursday evening of every month for a pick up hash (hare determined by lottery). And also the Kukini Nui H3, which meets on the last Thursday evening of every month for a pick up hash. The Life's A Beach (It's Awesome) H3 meets some Sunday afternoons. Oahu's newest kennel, the Harriettes of Oahu H3, is a women's hash that meets once a month. If you're planning a trip to the Big Island, check out the Kona Coast Hash House Harriers website. The meeting place and time of most Oahu (Honolulu County) hash events can also be obtained by phoning 948-HASH. If you have any updates for this page, please email or phone her at 351-5634.

CURRENT EVENTS:

The Next Honolulu Hawaii H3 Hash!

On Tuesday, 31 January, join the Honolulu Hawaii Hash House Harriers at 5 PM for Run #1557 at Archie Baker Mini Park in Makiki. Cum join hare Hard On On for a Post Pro Bowl Hash. The H5 is a manuwahi (no cost) event so, along with your favorite beverages, please remember to bring some snacks to share.

Hump Night!

On Wednesday, 1 February (and every Wednesday thereafter), the Pau Hana Hui (After Work Social) will celebrate Hump Night starting around 7 PM at the Big Aloha Brewery inside Sam Choy's Breakfast Lunch & Crab. Join us for $3.50 Sam Choy beers (great local microbrew beer), broke da mout' pupus, and even a complete dinner if you're really hungry ('cause da portions stay beeg)! Complimentary (the valets say nice things about your ride or your clothes) valet parking, or if you're too cheap to tip then find other parking nearby. No trail...just brews (and other beverages), great food, and all your favorite wankers to talk story with. For Aloha Hash House Harriers Mismanagement, there will be a meeting starting at 7 PM.

Sam Choy's Breakfast Lunch & Crab can be found at 580 N. Nimitz Highway. To get there from downtown Honolulu...well, you're pretty much there. From Aloha Tower go Ewa (North) on Ala Moana Boulevard for almost 1 mile. You'll see Sam Choy's on the left. If you have any questions about this event please email or call him at 358-3483.

The Oahu Pick Up Hash!

Join the Oahu Pick Up Hash House Harriers on Thursday, 2 February, at 5:30 PM for run #182 at Kamamalu Community Park near Chinatown. The starting hare will be chosen using the traditional Jan Ken Po method and will be given a six-minute head start. If you catch the hare, you become the next hare, and so it goes until someone makes it back to the start. The entire trail should be no more than 45-50 minutes. If you have longed to live-hare a trail, this is your chance to do so. Come on out for an evening of fun and exercise. There's no run fee, so bring your own beverages and snacks for the on home. Since it still gets dark early you'll probably also want to bring a flashlight for the trail and a jacket for after the run. Someone took home the GM's stash of wallboard last month, so please bring some chalk and/or wallboard.

Kamamalu Community Park can be found at 1440 Queen Emma Street. Park along Queen Emma Street and look for the hashers gathered near the fence. If you have any questions take a look at the Oahu Pick Up H3 web page or email or call her at 294-5472.

The Full Moon Hash!

Join the Hawaii Full Moon Hash House Harriers on Friday, 3 February, at 7 PM at Kailua Beach Park. Your hare, One Night Stand, will be providing the usual dead hare trail and trail sweep. Full Moon trails are usually short in order to allow ample time for the entertaining circle to follow. Please remember to bring a flashlight for the trail, some cash for a beverage check on trail, your own beverages and snacks for the on home, and a joke or a song for the circle.

Kailua Beach Park can be found behind Kalapawai Market at 306 South Kalaheo Avenue. To get there from downtown Honolulu, take Pali Highway (Route 61 North) toward the Windward side for about 9-3/4 miles. When you get to Waimanalo junction continue straight onto Kailua Road. Continue for about a mile into Kailua town and then keep going straight onto Kuulei Road. Continue on Kuulei until it ends and then turn right onto South Kalaheo Avenue. Continu for almost 1/2 mile until you see Kalapawai Market on the left. Park wherever it's legal and look for the hashers in the park. If you have any questions e-mail or call him at 673-8424.

Pau Hana Hui!

On Friday, 3 February, join the Pau Hana Hui (After Work Social) starting at ? PM at some place yet to be determined by our Pau Hana Hui King. No trail...just brews (and other beverages), pupus, music, and all your favorite wankers to talk story and have fun with.

If you have any questions or if you want to suggest future Pau Hana Hui venues, email or call him at 358-3483.

The Next Aloha Hash!

Join the Aloha Hash House Harriers on Saturday, 4 February, for Run #1089 at 2:30 PM at Keolu Elementary School in Kailua. Hares I've Been Circle Jerked and his cohorts will be providing a trail with turkey, super turkey, eagle, and super eagle options. Both eagle trails will be marginally doggable, while the turkey options will be dog-friendly for all cummers. Please also remember to bring your whistle, rainbow, drinking vessel, and $7 (21 or over) or $5 (ages 10 thru 20). On afters will be a some place yet to be determined by the hares.

Keolu Elementary School can be found at 1416 Keolu Drive. To get there from downtown Honolulu, take Pali Highway (Route 61 North) toward the Windward side for 9-1/2 miles or so. When you get to Waimanalo Junction, turn right onto Kalanianaole Highway (Route 72). Continue on Kalanianaole Highway for almost 1-1/2 mile and then turn left onto Keolu Drive. Continue on Keolu Drive for a little less then 1/2 mile and look for the school on the left. Park in the lot and look for the hashers gathered there. If you have any questions, email or call him at (954) 830-3359.

The LAB(IA) Hash!

On Sunday, ? February, join the Life's A Beach (It's Awesome) Hash House Harriers at ? PM at some place yet to be determined by the Tyrant. As always bring running shoes, hash cash ($1), your favorite beer (or other beverage), grillables (or a potluck dish to share), beach attire (swim suits), surfboards, boogie boards, footballs, volleyballs, Frisbees, ukuleles, guitars, radios, sunscreen, and aloha attitude!

If you have any questions about this event please email the Tyrant, , or you can call (or text) him at 372-2118.

GSPOT!

The next meeting of the GSPOT (Great Surf Points Or Tidepools) will be on Sunday, ? February at ? PM at some place yet to be determined. Bring your towel, beach wear, beverage of choice and grillables to share. Please bring at least enough of whatever you wish to eat/drink/smoke for yourself, but in the spirit of Aloha, you may, of course, bring extra (especially virgins...lots of virgins!!!!). We merely attempt to discourage the "super soakers". If that offends you, don't come, 'cause this probably refers to you! There's no need to bring a whistle, nor running shoes, nor even one single lousy dollar! If you're looking for a trail of any sort, though, you won't find one. The GSPOT ain't a hash.

For any other GSPOT information e-mail or call him at 375-8250.

Burnt Rubber Mash!

On Sunday, ? February, join the Burnt Rubber Hash House Harriers at 9 AM at some place yet to be determined for a mash (motorcycle hash). Come early and have some breakfast, or just arrive at the designated time and be ready to ride. Bring your own ride or arrange to ride bitch on someone else's. Find out how it works at the Mash Chalk Talk page.

If you have any questions email or call her at either 351-5634 or 674-9179.

The Harriettes of Oahu Hash!

On ?day, ? February, join the Harriettes of Oahu Hash House Harriers at ? PM at some place yet to be determined by the hare. The HOs is a women's hash, and wankers may or may not be welcome according to the whim of the hare. There is no charge for HO hashes, but please be sure to bring your own beverages for the circle and some snacks to share. All participants should wear a little (or a lot of) pink.

If you have any questions please email or call her at (763) 607-7662.

Makakilo Brew Crew!

Join the West Oahu Brew Crew and Homebrewers on Pacific Shores (HOPS) on ?day, ? February at ? PM at the Shamrock Brewery in lower Makakilo. Brewmaster of the day will be Hairy Bagpipes with his Shamrock Brewery where the West Oahu Brew Crew gets together periodically. While you check out the brewing set up and process, enjoy a Shamrock Brewery beer. Bring a snack to share and maybe a sample homebrew or microbrew. It’s a yard party so bring a chair.

Shamrock Brewery can be found at 92-657 Palailai Street. To get there from downtown Honolulu, take the H1 freeway West to the Makakilo/Kapolei/Kalaeloa exit (Exit 2). Stay in one of the left lanes as you exit and continue up the hill on Makakilo Drive to the first traffic light. Turn left onto Palailai Street and follow this road as it will curve to the right. The location will be 3 (or so) houses past the school crossing marks. There will be a beer mug flag as well as a USA flag flying at the front door. If you have any questions about this event, please email or call him at 548-8523.

The Kukini Nui Hash!

Join the Kukini Nui Hash House Harriers on Thursday, 23 February, at 5:30 PM at some place yet to be announced. The starting hare will be chosen using the jan ken po method. The pack will follow shortly after the hare departs. Kukini nui translates to "big runner". It is a no frills, no cost, BYOB and favorite pupus, back-to-basics, come for run and fun, pick up hash event.

If you need more information take a look at the Kukini Nui H3 web page or email or phone him at 780-3076.

View the Aloha H3 Calendar to see who's haring what upcoming Aloha H3 run and what dates are still open to sign up to hare! You can also find out when the next Hawaii Full Moon H3 runs will be, and more. If you want to sign up to hare (or if you have already signed up to hare) then proceed to the Trail How-to page.

In addition to our regularly-scheduled weekly events, we have a few special hashes and other things planned:

When visiting Oahu the Aloha Hash House Harriers recommend that you stay at the hasher-friendly Royal Grove Hotel in Waikiki. This hotel has been thoroughly tested and approved by the Iguana H3.

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